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But soon enough I was heading down ivy-drapedVia Giulia, my arm around
Eunice Park’s fragrant, boyish frame. Shewas seemingly in good spirits,
promising me a kiss, then chastising my poorItalian. She was shyness and
giggles, freckles in the moonlight and drunken,immature cries of “Shut
up, Lenny!” and “You’re such an idiot!” I noticed shehad released her
hair from the bun’s captivity and that it was dark and endlessand thick
as twine. She was twenty-four years old.

My apartment could accommodate no more than a cheaptwin-size mattress
and a fully opened suitcase, brimming with books. (“MyText-major friends
at Elderbird used to call those things ‘doorstops,’ ” shetold me.) We
kissed, lazily, like it was nothing, then roughly, like we meantit.
There were some problems. Eunice Park wouldn’t take off her bra (“I
haveabsolutely no chest”), and I was too drunk and scared to develop an
erection.But I didn’t want intercourse anyway. The next morning, she was
kind enough tohelp me repack my suitcase, which refused to close without
her help. “That’snot how you do it,” she said, when she saw me brushing
my teeth. She made mestick out my tongue and roughly scraped its purple
surface with the toothbrush.“There,” she said. “Better.”

4858美高梅,During the taxi ride to the airport I felt the triplepangs of being
happy and lonely and needy all at once. She had made me wash mylips and
chin thoroughly to obliterate every trace of her, but Eunice
Park’salkaline tang remained on the tip of my nose. I made great
sniffing motions inthe air, trying to capture her essence, thinking
already of how I would baither toNew York,make her my life, my life
eternal. I touched my expertly brushed teeth andpetted the flurry of
gray hairs sticking out from beneath my shirt collar,which she had
thoroughly examined in the morning’s weak early light. “Cute,”she had
said. And then, with a child’s sense of wonder, “You’re old, Len.”

June 1: From the GlobalTeens account of Eunice Park.

Euni-Tard Abroad to Grillbitch.

Hi, Precious Panda!

So, guess what? I met the cutest guy inRome. He is exactly my type,
tall, kind ofGerman-looking, very preppie, but not an asshole. Giovanna
set me up withhim—he’s inRomeworking for LandO’LakesGMFordCredit! So I
go to meet him in the Piazza Navona(remember Image Class? Navona’s the
one with all the Tritons) and he’s sittingthere having a cappuccino and
streaming “Chronicles of Narnia”! Remember westreamed that in Catholic?
So adorable. His name is Ben, which is pretty gay,but he wasso niceand
so

smart. He took me to look at some Caravaggios and then he kind of like
touched

my butt a little and then we went to one of Giovanna’s parties and made
out.

There were all these Italian girls in Onionskin jeans staring at us,
like I was

stealing one of their white guys or something. I fucking hate that. If
they

mention my “almond eyes” one more time, I swear. Anyway,I need your
advice
becausehe called yesterday and asked if I wanted to go up
toLuccawith him next week and I was playinghard to get and said no. But
I’m going to call him and say yes tomorrow!What should I do?Help!!!

P.S. I met this old, gross guy at a party yesterday and

we got really drunk and I sort of let him go down on me. There was
another even

older guy, this sculptor, trying to get in my pants, so I figured, you
know,

the lesser evil. Ugh, I’m turning into you!!!!! The first old guy took
me to

dinner at this restaurant, da Tonino, which was like O.K. He was nice,
kind of

dorky, although he thinks he’s so Media cause he works in biotech or
something.

And he had the grossest feet, bunions and this gigantic heel spur that
sticks

out like he’s got a thumb glued to his foot. I know, I’m thinking like
my dad.

Anyway, he brushes his teeth all wrong, so I had toSHOW A GROWN MAN HOW
TO USE A TOOTHBRUSH!!!!!What is wrong with my life, Precious Panda?


但是非常快作者走向紫藤垂挂的茱莉亚大道,胳膊环着尤罗萨Rio·Parker川白芷的男孩子1样的骨架。她看来精神不错,她说要给自家1个吻,接着却责骂小编不僧不俗的意国语。她倒霉意思地笑,月光映出脸上的阴囊湿疹,她有点醉,孩子气的大嚷“闭嘴,列尼!”只怕“你真是废物!”我留意到她解开了头发,黑发如瀑。她二五岁。

小编的旅店四处都以书,仅能容下3个廉价的壹对床尺寸的褥子和三个通通张开的行李箱。(“小编在埃尔德bird的Text-major朋友们曾称那么些东西为“制门器”,尤尼斯告诉自个儿。)大家接吻,开始懒洋洋地,好像都不在乎,接着又尖锐地吻,就恍如大家很认真。不过多少难题,便是尤也门萨这·Parker不乐意解下她的内衣(“作者大奶啊”她辩护),我醉醺醺的,行事极为谨慎,脱不下裤子,但自个儿也没想把她怎么着。第一天早晨,她本人的帮笔者重新整理行李箱(没他扶着,行李箱合不上)。“你不应该这么做。”她说,那会他看到本人在刷牙。她让本人伸出舌头,用牙刷粗粗地刮了一下碳黑舌面。“你瞧,好多了。”她说。

乘出租汽车去机场的旅途笔者瞬间觉得又快意又寥寥又身无分文。她让自家彻底清洗小编的嘴皮子和脸上好除去她的印痕,但尤尼斯·帕克强烈的酸性味道仍然萦绕在我的鼻尖。我用鼻子深吸一口气,试图捕捉她的精华,想着笔者该怎么着引诱她去纽约,让他成为自个儿的活着,作者一定的活着。笔者摸了一下友好刷得很规范的牙,拍了壹晃从半袖领带向下探底出的乱糟糟的灰黄头发。那天中午他刚对着微弱晨光全身打量了1番。“很纯情”,她说。然后,带着男女一般迷惘的神色,加了一句,“你老了,列尼。”

十二月一号:来自尤尼斯·Parker的GlobalTeen账户

尤尼-塔德(国外)致Grillbitch

喂,宝贝大浣熊!

您猜如何?小编在布加勒斯特相见了2个最和本人心意的人。他呢,便是小编爱不释手的那种类型,长的很像1个法国人,穿着刻板,可是有个别都不令人觉着讨厌。乔凡娜安顿自个儿俩见的面——他在布拉格下车于LandO’Lakes土霉素FordCredit!小编去纳沃纳广场和他见的面(还记得ImageClass吗?。。)他正坐在那儿,喝着一杯卡布奇诺,浏览《纳尼亚神话》!还记得我们在教堂也看过吗?真是讨人喜欢。他叫本,很英俊也很聪慧。他带小编去看浮世绘,然后她若有若无地摸了弹指间本身的臀部,接着我们去了纳华纳的三个团圆饭,后来就起来接吻拥抱。全体穿着亮闪闪的薄背带裤的意国妞都望着大家,好像本身偷了他们的1个同胞似的。小编恨透了她们。笔者宣誓,她们如果再提一句小编的“杏仁眼”,小编让他俩美观。不过,小编想听听你的意见。因为后天她打电话问笔者是或不是情愿前一周跟他一块去Luca,小编吗,就故意拒绝了。但是前日自家准备打电话给他说自家同意去。我该如何是好呢?帮帮作者。

宝贝大华熊?

附注:在昨日的团聚上自家遇见了一个又丑又恶心的老男士,我们喝的烂醉。作者接近还让他帮笔者做了口交。还有1个更丑的人,雕刻家,想占作者方便,所以作者就看看哪些是不太龌龊的。哎,我以往变得跟你相似!!!第一个又丑又老的爱人带小编去一家叫da
Tonino(听上去像ok)
的饭铺吃饭。外人很好,有点笨,但她还以为自身很潮,因为她在一家生物科学和技术之类的营业所办事。他的脚是本身见过最恶心的脚,有拇囊炎和根骨骨刺综合症,优异去的那块好像是脚上粘了哪些事物,笔者晓得,笔者讲讲的话音跟自家爸一样。不过,他刷牙的艺术完全错误,所以本身得给这一个成年人显示怎样科学刷牙。作者的人生到底怎么了,宝贝熊猫?

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