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But soon enough I was heading down ivy-drapedVia Giulia, my arm around
Eunice Park’s fragrant, boyish frame. Shewas seemingly in good spirits,
promising me a kiss, then chastising my poorItalian. She was shyness and
giggles, freckles in the moonlight and drunken,immature cries of “Shut
up, Lenny!” and “You’re such an idiot!” I noticed shehad released her
hair from the bun’s captivity and that it was dark and endlessand thick
as twine. She was twenty-four years old.

My apartment could accommodate no more than a cheaptwin-size mattress
and a fully opened suitcase, brimming with books. (“MyText-major friends
at Elderbird used to call those things ‘doorstops,’ ” shetold me.) We
kissed, lazily, like it was nothing, then roughly, like we meantit.
There were some problems. Eunice Park wouldn’t take off her bra (“I
haveabsolutely no chest”), and I was too drunk and scared to develop an
erection.But I didn’t want intercourse anyway. The next morning, she was
kind enough tohelp me repack my suitcase, which refused to close without
her help. “That’snot how you do it,” she said, when she saw me brushing
my teeth. She made mestick out my tongue and roughly scraped its purple
surface with the toothbrush.“There,” she said. “Better.”

During the taxi ride to the airport I felt the triplepangs of being
happy and lonely and needy all at once. She had made me wash mylips and
chin thoroughly to obliterate every trace of her, but Eunice
Park’salkaline tang remained on the tip of my nose. I made great
sniffing motions inthe air, trying to capture her essence, thinking
already of how I would baither toNew York,make her my life, my life
eternal. I touched my expertly brushed teeth andpetted the flurry of
gray hairs sticking out from beneath my shirt collar,which she had
thoroughly examined in the morning’s weak early light. “Cute,”she had
said. And then, with a child’s sense of wonder, “You’re old, Len.”

June 1: From the GlobalTeens account of Eunice Park.

Euni-Tard Abroad to Grillbitch.

Hi, Precious Panda!

So, guess what? I met the cutest guy inRome. He is exactly my type,
tall, kind ofGerman-looking, very preppie, but not an asshole. Giovanna
set me up withhim—he’s inRomeworking for LandO’LakesGMFordCredit! So I
go to meet him in the Piazza Navona(remember Image Class? Navona’s the
one with all the Tritons) and he’s sittingthere having a cappuccino and
streaming “Chronicles of Narnia”! Remember westreamed that in Catholic?
So adorable. His name is Ben, which is pretty gay,but he wasso niceand
so

smart. He took me to look at some Caravaggios and then he kind of like
touched

my butt a little and then we went to one of Giovanna’s parties and made
out.

There were all these Italian girls in Onionskin jeans staring at us,
like I was

stealing one of their white guys or something. I fucking hate that. If
they

mention my “almond eyes” one more time, I swear. Anyway,I need your
advice
becausehe called yesterday and asked if I wanted to go up
toLuccawith him next week and I was playinghard to get and said no. But
I’m going to call him and say yes tomorrow!What should I do?Help!!!

P.S. I met this old, gross guy at a party yesterday and

we got really drunk and I sort of let him go down on me. There was
another even

older guy, this sculptor, trying to get in my pants, so I figured, you
know,

the lesser evil. Ugh, I’m turning into you!!!!! The first old guy took
me to

dinner at this restaurant, da Tonino, which was like O.K. He was nice,
kind of

dorky, although he thinks he’s so Media cause he works in biotech or
something.

And he had the grossest feet, bunions and this gigantic heel spur that
sticks

out like he’s got a thumb glued to his foot. I know, I’m thinking like
my dad.

Anyway, he brushes his teeth all wrong, so I had toSHOW A GROWN MAN HOW
TO USE A TOOTHBRUSH!!!!!What is wrong with my life, Precious Panda?


不过大快我走向紫藤垂挂的茱莉亚通道,胳膊环着尤海法·Parker芳香的男孩子一样的架。她看来精神是,她说而于自己一个接吻,接着却责骂我不伦不类的加泰罗尼亚语。她不佳意思地笑笑,月光映出脸上的牛痘,她发出硌醉,孩子气的大嚷“闭嘴,列尼!”或者“你当成废物!”我留心到其解开了头发,黑发如瀑。她24载。

本人之公寓到处都是书,仅能容下一个让利的平等针对性床尺寸的褥子和一个全打开的行李箱。(“我于Elderbird的Text-major朋友等曾经称这多少个事物呢“制门器”,尤波尔多告诉我。)大家接吻,起头懒洋洋地,好像还无所谓,接着又尖锐地吻,就象是我们挺认真。但是有些题目,就是尤罗萨里(Surrey)奥·Parker不乐意解下她底内衣(“我平胸啊”她辩解),我醉醺醺的,战战兢兢,脱不生裤子,但我吧不曾想拿它们什么样。第二上早上,她要好的拉我重新整理行李箱(没她帮在,行李箱合不齐)。“你切莫欠这样做。”她说,那会她见到自家于刷牙。她叫自家伸出舌头,用牙刷粗粗地刮了眨眼之间间绿色舌面。“你看看,好多了。”她说。

乘势出租去机场的旅途我一下觉得又喜而寥寥又身无分文。她叫自家根本清洗我的吻和脸上好除去她底划痕,但尤马拉加·帕克(Parker)强烈的碱性味道还萦绕在本人之鼻尖。我因而鼻子深吸一人暴,试图捕捉她底花,想在自家欠怎么引诱它去伦敦,让她成自家之生活,我一定的生存。我寻找了转要好刷得老大正式的象牙,拍了弹指间由胸罩领带下试出的混糟糟的灰白头发。这天早上其正对着微弱晨光全身打量了扳平西。“很可喜”,她说。然后,带在儿女般迷惘之神采,加了同样词,“你尽了,列尼。”

12月1哀号:来自尤莱切斯特·Parker的GlobalTeen账户

4858美高梅,尤尼-塔德(国外)致Grillbitch

嘿,宝贝熊猫!

若猜怎么在?我以罗马相见了一个极暨自我心意的丁。他啊,正是自家爱的这序列型,长之要命像一个德意志联邦共和国总人口,穿正死,不过一些还不叫人以为讨厌。乔凡娜安排我俩见的当——他当布加勒斯特赴任于LandO’LakesGMFordCredit!我失去纳华纳(沃纳)广场和他见的给(还记得ImageClass吗?。。)他刚因于当下,喝在同等盏卡布奇诺,浏览《纳尼亚传奇》!还记我们以教堂也扣了吧?真是讨人喜欢。他叫本,很英俊也杀聪慧。他带本人去看浮世绘,然后他若有若无地查找了转本身的臀部,接着我们失去了纳华纳(Warner)的一个欢聚,后来即便从头接吻拥抱。所有通过正显示闪闪的薄短裤的意大利妞都盯在咱,好像自己盗窃了他们的一个亲生似的。我恨透了她们。我发誓,她们假如再取一句我之“杏仁眼”,我叫他俩美观。然而,我眷恋听听你的意。因为今日他通电话问问我是不是愿意下周及他相同块去卢卡,我也,就故意拒绝了。不过后天自家准备打电话让他说我同意去。我欠怎么惩罚也?帮拉我。

宝贝熊猫?

附注:在今天的团圆上自我中见了一个而且丑又恶心的老男人,我们喝的烂醉。我仿佛还为他拉自己做了口交。还有一个双重可恨的丁,雕刻家,想占有我便宜,所以自己哪怕看看哪个是勿顶脏的。哎,我本转换得与你相似!!!第一独以丑又总的丈夫带自己失去划一家于da
Tonino(听上去像ok)
的食堂用。外人很好,有硌痴,但他还以为自己特别潮,因为他在相同下生物科技之类的营业所做事。他的底是自我见了最讨厌心之下边,有拇囊炎和根骨骨刺综合症,优良去的那么块类是下上贴了什么事物,我了解,我摆的口吻和我大爷一样。不过,他刷牙的方法了错误,所以自己得吃这人显示如何正确刷牙。我的人生到底怎么了,宝贝熊猫?

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